Author Archives: Abi Jones

This man got a perfect score on the GRE

May 2, 2008 – 8:00 pm

George: How do I get something out of ‘Print Pending’?
Me: Select it and delete it.
George: But I want it to print.
Me: And you’re connected to the printer?
George: Yeah.
Me: Hmmm, let me see.
I walk over to the bedroom, where we keep the printer.
Me: Let me see the computer.
George: (Hands over laptop)
Me: The printer USB cable is […]

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Not surprised

April 21, 2008 – 3:14 am

I think I like strawberries more than I like peas.
— George

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Dream

April 20, 2008 – 6:18 am

I woke this morning frantic from a dream.
I’d been in Italy for 14 days. Fourteen! And I had been ignoring my dressmaker. She called, angry because my wedding dress was finished three months earlier and I hadn’t yet come in to try it on. And here I was, in the same city as my dress […]

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