Category Archives: Conversation

This man got a perfect score on the GRE

George: How do I get something out of ‘Print Pending’?
Me: Select it and delete it.
George: But I want it to print.
Me: And you’re connected to the printer?
George: Yeah.
Me: Hmmm, let me see.
I walk over to the bedroom, where we keep the printer.
Me: Let me see the computer.
George: (Hands over laptop)
Me: The printer USB cable is […]

Modern Love

Carolyn: Well, I guess it is time to change my Facebook status
Me: To what?
Carolyn: To engaged, silly
Me: Oh, yeah. That would be good.
Me: George isn’t on FB, so it looks like I’m just avoiding the dating scene.

The Internet’s a bit slower in Iowa

Sarah: I’ve found the best blog EVER Stuff White People Life

Me: yep. it is hilarious
Sarah: And so true. I LIKE ALL OF THESE THINGS.